Fashion Police, arrest Patience Jonathan’s designer !

Patience Jonathan

Patience Jonathan: 80s fashion sense with too much powder stuff on the face

 

Patience Jonathan, wife of Nigeria’s former president, came out today in Yenagoa to attend a service of song  for  late former governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha.

She emerged cladded in a black linen attire, with strips of red,  best suited for the 80s, when thick shoulder pads were in vogue. The former First lady’s face was also noticeably over-pancaked, clearly missing her skin tone by several shades.

We heard that Bayelsa Fashion Police has begun an instant  man hunt for her designer who may be detained in Otuoke Police station Friday night.