Imperial Barça rout Córdoba, condemn them to relegation

Under blazing temperature of 31°c, Barcelona routed Cordoba 8-0, condemning them to relegation, in the first game of La Liga today.

Luis Suarez was the main star of the onslaught against the hapless team south of Spain, recording a hat trick. Lionel Messi added a brace, while Ivan Raktic, Gerard Piqué, and Neymar chipped in one apiece.

Messi, Neymar at Córdoba today


Saturday’s match at the Nuevo Arcángel in Córdoba, Spain, featured unseasonably high temperatures — 31ºC / 88ºF at kick-off — scorching sunshine, and bone-dry humidity levels. Players had trouble pivoting as their shoes stuck to the grass, the ball seemed to settle as if it were covered with velcro, and the general pace of play was akin to a dripping bottle of molasses. At one point in the first half players from both sides took advantage of an injury stoppage to make a mass exodus to the sideline where they clutched water bottles, drenched their heads, and gulped down what remained.

At the end of it all, FC Barcelona didn’t just survive the unyielding conditions, they thrived in them — overcoming the energy-sapping heat and a desperate Córdoba determined to avert relegation — by scoring twice in the final moments of the first half and netting a half dozen more in the second for an overwhelming 8–0 victory.

Although the match mimicked half-court basketball for large stretches at a time, Barça initially struggled to adapt to the parched sod before midfielder Ivan Rakitic broke the rapidly melting ice after 42 minutes.Lionel Messi lobbed a floater over the home defence and into the area, where Raktitic calmly settled before crushing a volley past Córdoba goalkeeper Juan Carlos from five metres for a 1–0 lead. Barça Striker Luis Suárez made it 2–0 in the second and final minute of injury time after he streaked into the Córdoba area and one-timed a beautifully arcing cross from midfielder Andrés Iniesta.

Two minutes after the intermission Messi put up Barça’s third of the day when he headed in a precision cross from the right wing courtesy of defender Dani Alves, meeting the ball in full stride, one step to the right of the penalty spot.

Alves produced a near carbon copy of his previous assist six minutes later. But this time it was Suárez — stationed closer to the near post — who, with the flick of his head, redirected in, the ball catching the inside of the far post. In the 65th minute, defender Gerard Piqué headed home a Rakitic corner kick for Barça’s fifth of the day — and third straight by header. It was also Piqué’s fifth goal of the season.  

The sixth Catalan goal came in the 80th minute when Barça’s four attackers — Messi, Neymar, Suárez,and Pedro — were all involved in a rapid sequence inside the Córdoba area. The play began with Pedro and Messi pulling off a give-and-go but, as the play broke down, Suárez and Neymar had touches before, finally, Messi tapped in for his second of the day.

Neymar, who had several missed opportunities throughout the match, finally got his chance when, on 84 minutes, he was taken down in the area and the referee pointed to the spot. Messi, in an act of pure selflessness, ceded the spot kick to Neymar and the Brazilian converted with ease to make it 7–0. But the scoring was not yet wrapped up as Suárez got his third goal of the day — Barça’s eighth — in the eighty-eighth minute.

And then there were three

The victory puts FC Barcelona five points clear at the top of the league table — with just three games remaining — pending the outcome of Real Madrid’s match versus Sevilla at the Sánchez Pizjuán on Saturday night. Córdoba, with the loss, are now mathematically assured of relegation. The Andalucíans are buried in last place in La Liga, 11 points behind 17th place Almería with just three games to play.

*adapted from Barcelona Web site.